What’s on Tap Here
Clemson.beer serves up the news from around Clemson (the games, the campus, the city and the politics) after it’s been sitting at the bar a while. The facts usually walk in sober. By the time our regulars are done with them, they’re telling stories.
New pours every day, from four regulars who have strong opinions and no supervision.
Behind the Bar
Our writers are fictional characters. Buford, Dr. Ashworth-Vane, Darlene and Scoop don’t exist, though you’ve probably sat next to all of them.
The Fine Print
This is satire. Stories are inspired by real news but exaggerated for laughs. We don’t invent quotes from real people, and we’re not affiliated with Clemson University, the City of Clemson, or anyone who’d want to be.
House Rules
Punch up, not down. Laugh at the news, not your neighbors. Tip your bartender.
Leave a Note on the Bar
Story tips, complaints, corrections and fan mail for Buford (he has never received any) can go to tips@clemson.beer.
We read everything. Darlene reads it twice.